Put your first impression under pressure.
Submit a landing page or resume. Get an AI score out of 100 and three pointed critiques of what feels vague, confusing, or easy to ignore.
Roast / Analyze / Fix
Brutal feedback.
A better you.
Your resume or landing page deserves more than “looks good.” Get a brutally honest AI score, a shareable roast, and a clear path to a stronger rewrite.
Free score. Three critiques. Your ego may vary.
Resume / First impression
The brutal AI score
54/100
Good experience.
Underwhelming first impression.
- 01“Results-driven” is doing a lot of work for someone with no results listed.
- 02Your bullet points read like a job description. Where’s the impact?
- 03That summary could belong to anyone. Give us a reason to remember you.
The fix: replace a responsibility with a specific action and a measurable result.
Same flaws. Higher potential.CritiqueKit / Roast & Fix
Our promise, not a testimonial
Critique the work, not the personUseful feedback over empty praiseAI advice, not guaranteed outcomes
From ouch to overhaul
A reality check.
Then a next step.
For founders polishing a pitch and job seekers sharpening their story. CritiqueKit finds the weak spots so you can spend less time guessing.
Illustrative feedback
“Your headline says everything except what you do.”
The fix behind the roast
Name your audience, the problem you solve, and the outcome they can expect.
Take the joke. Keep the insight.
Your branded scorecard makes the feedback easy to share. Post the roast, compare notes, or keep it to yourself—the useful part is knowing what to change.
Trade weak copy for a stronger draft.
Go beyond the score with an automated rewrite and actionable fixes. Turn a fuzzy headline into a clear offer, or a generic resume bullet into a more specific statement.
One rule: review AI suggestions before publishing. You know your business and experience best.
Choose your next step
Start with the roast.
Get your score and three critiques for free. When you want more than feedback, choose a paid option for deeper fixes and rewrites. Review plan details before checkout.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
A little honesty goes a long way
Better to hear it here
than lose them out there.
Find out what your page or resume is really saying. Then make it say something worth remembering.
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